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Freakbikes, choppers, funnybikes, clownbikes, kustoms, tallbikes, swingbikes, lead sleds, chunkbikes, trashbikes, mutant bikes, tallbike jousting, cargo bikes, tallchoppers, and frankenbikes. This is a record of human-powered creativity in Chicago.


-'52 freakin'-
-vintage p-cola freakin-
-zany bikes of redmoon ii-
-zig anime-
-australia freakin'-
-rat patrol russia-
-vintage freakbikes ii-
-skunk's cloudbuster-
-bikes of burning man 07-
-pedal-powered crane-
-rat patrol belgium-
-jet rides-
-fat boy's bikes-
-vintage freakbikes-
-Steinlauf family 1920's-1960s-
-afghanistan tallbikin'-
-india tallbikin'-
-spain freakin'-
-not hard enough-
-porno squad-
-green machine-
-rolling bonfire-
-the human television network-
-zany bikes of redmoon-
-fatback bomber-
-two-wheeled tank-
-precious cargo-
-ghana's national tallbike-
-twang bang-
-trampoline trailer-
-san fran freakin'-
-wooden packrat-
-the loserbago-
-foley freakin'-
-n'awlins freakin'-
-schwinn cycle truck-
-the bike formerly known as the white elephant-
-trashbike 1-
-UV chopper 2-
-gateway drug-
-lee's bent 1-
-trout lake freakin-
-UV chopper 1-
-pipe bomb-
-unicyclin bear-
-a work in progress-
-the chopper-

-pride 07-
-death of a tallbike-
-st ratrick's day 07-
-guerilla floatilla 07-
-st. ratrick's 07-
-bike kill IV-
-hootenanny 06-
-ratification 06-
-5th annual st chino's run-
-sweethearts build day-
-madison art bike parade 06-
-slaughterama 06-
-guerilla flotilla 06-
-st ratrick's day 06-
-the buurn, maaaaan 05-
-rat rides 2005-
-black label bike kill iii-
-pedal pushers-
-ratification 05-
-Guerilla Flotilla 2005-
-St. Ratrick's Day 2005-
-2nd Annual St. Chino's Run-
-rats on the mass-
-gimp haulin'-
-rat patrol vs. human television network-
-monkey tag ride-
-stockyards ride-
-build day 112004-
-magic bean ride-
-puke ride-
-ratification 04-
-rat rides 2004-
-rat race 04-
-clunker classic III-
-ghana freakin'-
-st. ratrick's day 03-
-the stingray kids-
-may day 2003-
-the scallywags come to chicago critical mass-
-a rat retreat to the redneck riviera-
-a visit from the BLBC-
-rat rides 2003-
-rat rides 2002-

-can't you read?-
-rat trikes-
-scratch-made arc welder-



Email and Submissions: johnny@rat-patrol.org

Madison Art Bike Parade 06

We met Melvin the Whacky Wheeler at the Chicago South Side St. Patrick's Day Parade. He invited us to come up to Madison WI, former home of SCAB, to ride in their annual Art Bike Parade.

Despite the rain there was an impressive turnout. Most of them were bikes that folks had gussied up for the event. Even with the arrival of a lone tallbiker, we could find no trace of SCAB or any of its members.

The Whacky Wheeler uses an industrial wire spool from Delaney's Scrapyard and basically just rides on it, runs inside it or on top of it, and does all sorts of tricks. It's a terrifying motivation of way too much steel in a crowded, toddler-filled area.

A bike with bowling balls for wheels.

This one won "coolest". Ooh, you shoulda seen it flex!

Bustin' a curb ride on the Stupid Trick Cycle.

Then we rode around town for a bit. We visited Dr. Evermor's Dreamkeepers. The feathers are rejected shear blades. In between the wings are snow machine fans that turn in the wind.

Then we relaxed in the hillbilly hot tub. Just sink a potbelly stove down into a cattle trough, put some rocks on it to hold it down, and crack a beer!

From that point on it was just relaxing by the fire in the guest house, dressed in our cashmere, sipping fine whisky from the finest vineyards.