Not Hard Enough
I met a guy named Rob who was always trying to make his bikes impossible to ride. For this one he took a bmx frame, made it tall, added a bonnie-n-clyde to make the pedals go backwards, stretched the apehangers way high with some wobbly rebar and threw on a steering wheel, gave the fork negative rake, and bent the fork blades in a vice. I spent a good hour busting my shit on this bike before i could ride it a few feet, then I watched him hop curbs and ride no-handed until we all went inside for band-aids.
The result? "Not hard enough" he said.