The Crimebike

Another "should be in the Rat Patrol" entry: The Crimebike. From its creator:

"The crime-bike is an extension of my metamorphisis from hardened delinquent into protector of the common good. Whereas before it would have been the 'crime-bike' as a tool for the commission of felony, now it is the exemplar of my rejection of environmentally detrimental forms of transportation; a crime against capitalistic hegemony, if you will.

It might also be that it's sweet, as well as fun. There are few things left in my life that I feel entitle me to wear, perhaps, a cape..."



Johnny 11:46 PM