Of particular interest to me because I Built A Vampire Chopper. The night I welded it, I was taking apart the bottom bracket when it fell over, and two bolts on the fork bit into my neck, drawing blood. Just like any vampire needs a first victim when it is resurrected. The bike is cursed. Only a few people can even ride it, and when Sam took it from me when I left, he ended up riding other bikes and not only did a faceplant and knocked his teeth loose, he lost a finger to a bike chain!
And then- I shit you not- I dreamt last night about Count Chopula calling me. Forcing me to obey his evil wishes. He had even animated my cat Moses as a zombie just to torment me. I think when I return we'll have to drive a stake through his heart, sprinkle him with holy water, put a crucifix around him, and bury him. If he comes back from the dead I fear the results.
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