So there's an advocacy group called Cousins United to Defeat Discriminating Laws through Education, or C.U.D.D.L.E., fighting for the right of cousins to marry each other. "CUDDLE"?!?! Now, I couldn't care less if cousins marry, being from Alabama originally, I probably wouldn't be here without it. But here's a free PR tip from Johnny, folks: If you're an advocacy group, especially one trying to promote a taboo sexual practice, DON'T choose an acronym that makes you sound like pedophiles, okay?