Project: Noam Chopsky phase 1 has been completed. You can learn all about it in the upcoming Noam Chopsky site. Friday is the implementation phase. In the last few weeks of testing, I've made the following observations:

• The most dangerous person on the streets of the city is the young male. However, alone, the young male is harmless. It's only in groups that he becomes dangerous, for then he has something to prove by fucking with me. If he wants to, though, he's gotta catch me. Noone has caught me yet.


• Young males with tricked-out cars, no matter how thuggish they may appear, are allies of Noam Chopsky.


• If I don't move to phase 2 quickly, I'm going to become King of the Kiddies. They follow Noam Chopsky like I'm the damn Pied Piper.