Here's the AIM transcript of a recent conversation I had with my mom about her jury duty on a murder trial in Georgia. [edited for clarity]

AsIfIdGiveYouMyMomsScreenname: A woman killed her live in lover with a butcher knife.

Johnny Payphone: Oh reeeally. How Angela Fletcher.

MOM: They had lived together seven years but never married. The attorney asked her why they never married if they lived together seven years. She said she had promised she would divorce her husband if he divorced his wife.

Johnny Payphone: LOL!

Johnny Payphone: What was the motive?

MOM: They had a fight and he moved in down the street. She went to "talk to him" about the argument and as an afterthought stuck a butcher knife (a BIG butcher knife) in her tight lycra pants. She was real sorry, and cried from her one eye.