I strolled into the Laundromat, and noticed that the shlub-on-duty was the guy who had asked me about my earrings last week. Lots of people ask me about my earrings.

"Hey, how's it going?" I said.

"Oh, I remember you!" he said, then pointed to his earlobe, "Big stud, right?"

I replied, "Yeah, you can call me that if ya like."