Anything I want... he gives it to me
Anything I want... he gives it
but not for free
-The Clash, Hateful

This morning:

"Thanks for the package."
"No problem."
"Umm... did you mean to give me so much?"
"Yeah."
"Why? You tryin' to kill me?"
"Heh. No, I just wanted to get rid of it."
"Bet you never thought you'd have that problem..."
"It's the economy, man... with this recession, nobody's buyin'."

Be a good American! Show our strength! Buy buy buy! Don't let the black market suffer!

As a reader of Dan Savage's wrote to point out, the Al Qaeda's hatred of the U.S. is in part due to the sinful activities taking place here. Therefore, in order to defy their attempts to break our spirit, we must engage in these sinful activities more vigorously than ever! Consume substance! Expand sexual liberties! Go to strip bars! Buy liqour at a never-before-seen rate! Engage in kinky sex! Perform acts of gratuitous homosexuality! If you're straight, now's the time to show your support for America! The Al Qaeda will not be beaten so long as there is a single American who has not slept with someone of the same sex! The call is from Patriotism. Will you accept the charges?