emeritus22: dude, I have a dreaded BM coming my way sometime today

emeritus22: Went out on my first date in 3 years last night.

emeritus22: She had the special

emeritus22: I had the menu

Johnny Payphone: What do you mean? You ate one of each?

emeritus22: No. . .I literally ate the menu.

emeritus22: The physical menu

Johnny Payphone: *mike voice* Why did you do that?

emeritus22: Uh. . .had a few drinks before the date to steady my nerves. Peed on her lawn before picking her up. Don't think there will be a second date

Johnny Payphone: oh man, you ARE out of practice. And you chomped down the menu right in front of her?

emeritus22: Yup. . ."Hmm, everything on this menu looks so good, I think I'll just have it" Waiter: "Sir?" Me: ::CHOMP::

Johnny Payphone: LOL

Johnny Payphone: Was it laminated?

emeritus22: No. . .thank God.

Johnny Payphone: Sounds to me like that BM might not be coming for a while.

emeritus22: Yeah, might be plugged up.

emeritus22: hehe

emeritus22: Had such a nice pre-drunk evening planned. Poetry reading, nice dinner & foreign film. After drinky, wet T-shirt contest & Steak & Shake sounded like a great first date.