On my lunch break, I saw James Earl Jones going into a Starbucks. I wanted to go in after him, just to hear him say, "Vente double mocha half-caf latte" in that voice, but then I realized that I'd be stuck in there, not wanting coffee and hating biscotti and not knowing what else they sell. Then I'd get to hear that voice say "Get out of my face, you pathetic loser."