Emeritus22: Anyhoo, got drug up to the Runs last saturday
Emeritus22: And I see Frosty in there surrounded by about the 6 skankiest girls in the place
Emeritus22: And he's got this huge shit-eating grin pasted across his mug.
Emeritus22: I come up and say hi to him, and he introduces me around
Emeritus22: . . .this is crystal, destiny, ho-eeesha, etc
Emeritus22: when I meet slut-name number 7 the chick is like "Kasey? I have a daughter named Kasey!"
Emeritus22: so I figgures he's been cruisin the hamilton trailer parks
Emeritus22: when he pulls me aside, and hardly containing himself says "Theiiiir Strrrrrippers!!!"
Emeritus22: I can't possibly conjecture how they ended up at the Runs with him, without bringing any unpleasant pictures to mind.
Emeritus22: But they were all over him like he was a walking-talking crumpled one-dollar bill.